All of Paris in one day

 It turns out that it is summer here and like the song goes , Paris sizzles.

Our buddies are determined to show us all of Paris in one day; we leave our digs at 7am(sic) so we can beat the crowds at Notre Dame





The rest of the day is a blur of trips on the metro; walking long distances in 35 degree heat; lots of old buildings with balconies only on the 2nd floor; churches; lots of stairs(and stares); loss of litres of vital body fluid; a fine lunch involving duck gizzards; proof existence of deity etc



Note light effect proving existence of god

 








As far as we are concerned we have seen all of Paris and we now don't ever need to return. 
Dinner is French bread and French cheese!







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