Goodbye Central Europa, Hello Nordic Noir

 We have only half a day to do Budapest-more than enough!

We are totally rooted after yesterday's traumas so we have a late start.

Great b'fast at the hotel and then a perambulation around this fine city.












My mother once told me that a Hungarian could go into a revolving door behind you and come out in front of you!

We wander the streets semi-aimlessly with frequent stops for exotic flavoured ice-cream.

Then it is time to pack up and make our way to the airport, which is overflowing with Urotrash.

We are separated on the plane and I am sitting next to a moron who spends the whole trip watching music videos on his phone while playing air guitar and air drums😡.

Helsinki airport is hygeinic and the taxi to our hotel is without pecc.

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